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Here's the new serial:
LITTLE BLACK RAINCLOUD
PART THIRTY-TWO


   Between then and now, Harold grew up convinced that the Red Hot Chili Peppers song “City of Angels” was written for him alone and often sang it at Tuesday night karaoke: “She sees my good deeds and she kisses me windy; lonely as I am, together we cry.” If he knocked back a few drinks in his time at the bar, he would inevitably be taking a cab home in the rain. He always brought an umbrella, just in case. Because his apartment didn't allow pets, he bought a plant once instead. It died two days later, from too much exposure to the sun and heat; the next day, upon his discovery of the mangled, bone dry corpse, it rained to spite him. Harold spent a time convinced of his superiority, believing himself to be akin to Zeus, god of lightning and thunder, or Storm, the X-Man who commanded the weather. Those delusions of grandeur became somewhat muddled when the weather became more of an inconvenience than a benefit, rain storms ruining already terrible days, making him much later to work every day that he overslept his alarm.
   Today was one such day of inconvenience. His misery caused the rain and that water produced resentment and even greater feelings of sadness. Instead of likening himself to Zeus, these days he settled for Eeyore, from Winnie the Pooh, trying to take the whole thing in stride. 'At least Eeyore had better friends,' he thought as he resigned himself to his fate, lowered his briefcase, and began to walk home in the rain.



I hope everyone's alright. There's not a lot that we have here, but we can at least be grateful for our health, right?


[ooc; Eddie is affected. He was raised without the drugs and on a good path. He aspires to be a writer as is too concerned with happiness and optimism to ever care about money and things like that. He's a total pushover and will agree to pretty much any favor (outside of sexual ones), so feel free to have a history of bossing him around. Also, assume his writing is a regular network post that people can choose to look forward to or be totally sick of.]

Date: 2011-08-19 04:56 am (UTC)
paradoxlol: (!mirror: arch)
From: [personal profile] paradoxlol
There's a real sense of something, alright...

How many English teachers did you drive to suicide?
Edited Date: 2011-08-19 04:56 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-08-19 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] acertifieduser.livejournal.com
You should either give constructive feedback or not give feedback at all, man. There's no reason to be mean about it. [BAWWW. DREAM CRUSHER.]

Date: 2011-08-19 05:05 am (UTC)
paradoxlol: (!mirror: default)
From: [personal profile] paradoxlol
Hey, I hear the world of publishing is pretty harsh. I'm doing you a favor. [ARTHUR: EVERY TROLL ON FF.NET.]

Date: 2011-08-19 05:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] acertifieduser.livejournal.com
The only favor you're doing me is helping me to realize what a jerk you are. [A DEVASTATING COMEBACK!]

Date: 2011-08-19 05:14 am (UTC)
paradoxlol: (!mirror: smirk)
From: [personal profile] paradoxlol
Something else you ought'a get used to. The world's full of jerks. [SOB, I LOVE FLOOD EDDIE.]

Date: 2011-08-19 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] acertifieduser.livejournal.com
Yeah, I know.

[...]

But you don't have to be one! You could always make the choice to be a nice guy. It's not easy, sure, but you would feel better about yourself.. and people would like you more. Like a lot more.


[ROFL. I LOVE FLOOD ARTHUR. Also, sorry for icon fail. :| I haz no icon space with him.]

Date: 2011-08-19 03:03 pm (UTC)
paradoxlol: (!mirror: goatees = evil)
From: [personal profile] paradoxlol
Luckily, I'm not campaigning for Prom King here.

Date: 2011-08-19 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] acertifieduser.livejournal.com
You wouldn't win.

Date: 2011-08-19 08:50 am (UTC)
darknessb4me: (mirrorverse - holding out for a hero)
From: [personal profile] darknessb4me
Is that how you sleep at night, warden?

Date: 2011-08-19 03:00 pm (UTC)
paradoxlol: (!mirror: goatees = evil)
From: [personal profile] paradoxlol
My reward from the Admiral helps with that, actually.

[OOC: OH, so, since he and Parker were once an item before Arthur destroyed her, wanna assume he killed Arthur over it in the past? In lieu of Arthur just being at the wrong place/time after the failed riot.]

absolutely :]

Date: 2011-08-20 01:59 am (UTC)
darknessb4me: (mirrorverse - holding out for a hero)
From: [personal profile] darknessb4me
I don't know where your life went wrong that you aren't filled with disgust every moment of every day at everything you stand for. You're - blind! And deaf to everything that matters, everything you'll be remembered for! And by the Light, I hope some day when you're at your lowest and you're drowning in your own bile and suffering for everything you've done I want you to know you deserve it.

Date: 2011-08-20 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] acertifieduser.livejournal.com
Yeah! What he said!