acertifieduser: (pensive lean [nzt])
[VIDEO: Eddie's feeling better about life now that Jruassic Park is over and he sits with mostly the same confidence as usual, if a bit less showy about it today.]

Does anyone know why there's been a sudden string of disappearances lately? Is that normal?

[Private to George]
I want to talk to you about working in the lab. Eddie Russet already agreed to supervise me, just working on some demographic research related to the floods to start. If I do the infirmary four days a week, the gym one, and the lab two, that's about full-time. I'll still have plenty of time left over.

[Private to Wanda and Una -- separately]
Would you still be interested in a date with George?

[Private to Jane]
What can I do to get you to agree to a date with George? The poor guy needs it since Wichita stood him up. His morale is terrible.
acertifieduser: (own it [nzt])
[AUDIO: Eddie's a little more quick and to the point this time, efficient without being impatient.]

I'm looking to find out who's presently working in the laboratory with some kind of project. Inmates and wardens both, though I understand that inmates need to be supervised by wardens. I'm not trying to cheat any rules. I want to get a feel for what everyone is studying in order to begin research on something else entirely, with the permission of my warden. He's been encouraging me to ask questions about the things I care about.


[Private to George]
Are you free this week for that date with Wichita?

[Private to Eddie Russet]
Would you have any interest in supervising me for a project in the lab starting at only one day per week with George's approval?

[Private to Martha]
I'm interested in working in the infirmary. George told me that he talked with you already about my getting started. I have no experience beyond some basic first aid and reading up on anatomy and some EMT materials, but I learn fast and I can work whatever hours you need.
acertifieduser: (uh about that | suit [nzt])
[Filtered AWAY from George]
[AUDIO: There's a short pause before Eddie speaks.]

I have a favor to ask. I'm trying to help my warden understand a more modern approach to romance. What I need is a woman, between the ages of twenty-four and thirty-two.. thirty-three, who would be willing to take him out on a date. Maybe a private dinner, drinks afterward, and a starry walk in the CES or something. He'll know up front what this is; this isn't some trick and he won't be expecting to fall in love or anything.

I don't have anything specific to offer as a thanks, but I'm pretty resourceful if there's something specific you're looking for. I'm not providing any weapons and I reserve the right to refuse anyone for any reason.. because even knowing what's going on, he's still a nice guy and I don't want to mess with him. I'm really just looking to help him out.

Oh, it's George Crabtree. Some of you might know him.

[Private to George]
I want to know more about your time. Are there any books, fiction or non-, that you can recommend? I'm a pretty fast reader.
acertifieduser: (winning smile [nzt])
[AUDIO: Eddie is back to sounding chipper and oozing confidence.]
There's this Italian proverb I learned back in Bologna I always liked. I never actually found the origin of it, but I'd be lying if I said I looked very hard. "Chi toppo vuole, nulla stringe." A decent translation would be 'He who desires all will embrace nothing,' or 'He who wants too much won't catch anything.' I'm sure you can all infer some level of meaning for yourself and that's really the point of proverbs.

I guess I see it as a kind of reminder not to be greedy. Don't get me wrong -- I fully support people going out there and working for whatever they want, but it is work. If you expect that kind of success to be handed to you.. you might need some medication. [Amused with himself.]

Then again, paesi che vai usanze che trovi, right? Fuck the wardens and all that? [Mumbling:] Je ne comprends pas pourquoi vous etre de cette façon..

[A beat. Back to regular volume.] I get it. Fitting in by standing out and all that? But we can do better.


[Private to George]
I need to talk to you about increasing the prescription I'm getting right now to help me maintain my levels of productivity without enduring any of the side-effects of withdrawals. I was hoping you would be willing to make a request to the Admiral.

[Private to Buffy]
I think I owe you a drink.


[Italian: "Paesi che vai, usanze che trovi" = The countries you visit, the customs you find. French: "Je ne comprends pas pourquoi vous etre de cette façon" = I don't understand why you'd be that way."]
acertifieduser: (withdrawals [wo])
[AUDIO: Eddie sounds like he might be fatigued or hung over.]

Why the fuck is there a shark in the level five common room?


[ooc; Still on hiatus, but around most of today/tonight and then back June 1. Please note, there is a shark. Eddie is not lying.]